Absurd-Ditties is the seventh full-length album by the punk rock band TOY DOLLS. It is considered by many including vocalist and guitarist Olga to be one of the band’s best albums! The album title is a pun on the word absurdities merging absurd meaning unreasonable or ridiculous in manner with ditties meaning short simple songs which when combined to form Absurd-Ditties describe the album’s songs itself as absurd ditties. Comes as a Limited Edition CD Digipack.

1. Absurd-Ditties
2. Im A Telly Addict!
3. Terry Talking
4. Ernie Had A Hernia
5. Toccata In Dm
6. My Wifes A Psychopath!
7. Sod The Neighbours
8. Melancholy Margaret
9. Drooling Banjos
10. Alecs Gone
11. When Youre Jimmy Saville
12. Caught Up In The Reeperbahn
13. Dez The Demon Decorator
14. Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)